"There is no shame in being hungry for another person. There is no shame in wanting very much to share your life with somebody."
- Augusten Burroughs (via heartnothate)
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Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…
This looks like part of a Rick & Morty episode.
I don’t like this
i love this
THIS IS AMAZING SOMEONE BUY IT FOR ME
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Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
#OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS
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you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
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This Snakejuice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.
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